Affronted Bewilderment




What even are birds
fyeahhooping:

I have seen so many people try and do this, but none so successfully…

fyeahhooping:

I have seen so many people try and do this, but none so successfully…

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are you fucking kidding me

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)


underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost


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zuky:

Coming from a librarian family, perusing a coffee table book about the history of libraries over the holidays, I snapped these pics of the Haeinsa monastery in the mountains of South Korea, home to one of the world’s oldest intact libraries, constructed in 1251 CE, where a set of Buddhist scriptures known as the Tripitaka Koreana is stored in wooden printing blocks. 

The blocks are stored in open racks to allow air to circulate around them. The timber shelving structure is lifted off the ground on stone pads and the building itself, located at the highest point of the monastery grounds, sits on a huge stone plate surrounded by drainage channels. A narrow gangway on protruding brackets provides access to the upper shelves. The roof beams are painted with designs intended to invoke water and ward off fire. Apparently all these measures have worked because this amazing Buddhist library remains standing and functional. Buddhists, bibliophiles and lovers of libraries, be impressed!


commander-dicktits:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51, They have now taken me as their leader. They shall never know the truth.

commander-dicktits:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51, They have now taken me as their leader. They shall never know the truth.


How to Survive a trip to IKEA

blinkingkills:

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out
  • Upon entering, locate The Path
  • Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.
  • Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)
  • When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.
  • Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path
  • Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.
  • At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section
  • Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.
  • After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.
  • Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

is this nightvale’s ikea what the hell


greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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thetalkingpoltergeist:

haunt-my-miles:

parkingstrange:

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

Shhh. It believes so it is.

In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.

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